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Chinese Wedding Night

Chinese Wedding Night

 A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.


On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.


'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you fuss time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting - you juss ask..  So whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.


A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently and eagerly for her request.


She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I wan to twy someting I have hear about from udda girls . . Numbaa 69.'


More thoughtful silence, this time from him.


Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....
'You want........Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?'

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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11 comments • Rob Robinson- Lehigh Valley PA • October 23 2008 11:00AM

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Rob - Garlic chicken with snow peas.  What a hoot.  Thanks for my morning laugh, even if it is after noon. 

Posted by Bob Cumiskey, US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor (A1 Connection Realty, Inc.) about 1 year ago

bob... I think the last line "A young chinese couple"... is supposed to be the FIRST line.

Posted by Alan May, Coldwell Banker Evanston Realtor, North Shore Realtor (Evanston Real Estate, Evanston, IL) about 1 year ago

Ooops - corrected.  THKS

Posted by Rob Robinson- Lehigh Valley PA (Bertrum Settlements (Title & Abstract)) about 1 year ago

Rob - I just got this same joke via email from some smuck over at Bertrum Settlements.  Geez, isn't that ironic;-)

Posted by Jason Sardi, Mortgage Banker (FHA-VA-USDA-Conventional-Pennsylvania Loans) about 1 year ago

Hahaha, OMG, that was too funny. 

I'll never be able to order chinese food again without a smirk.

Posted by Jeannie Kontis, Lancaster PA Real Estate & Lancaster County Homes for Sale (Long & Foster Real Estate, Lancaster PA) about 1 year ago

Rob,

You've done it again.  LOL  Thanks for the laugh.

Brigita

Posted by Brigita McKelvie - Lehigh Valley, PA, Residential, Rural & Horse Properties (Keller Williams Real Estate) about 1 year ago

Very funny.  I thought 69 was Kung Pao Chicken.

Posted by Robert Machado, CPM MPM Sacramento Area Property Manager and Property Management (HomePointe Property Management, CRMC) about 1 year ago

Rob, He must have been thinking of the lunch menu..for dinner 69- is a surf & turf.. Steve

Posted by Steve Loynd, Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., Loon Mt, NH. about 1 year ago

Great joke, or true story? whatever this is, it is hilarious!

Posted by Ryan Lowe (Windermere Peninsula Properties) about 1 year ago

Where have your gone....Mr. Robinson,

An industry turns its lonely eyes to you...

Seriously....Where the heck you been????

Didn't see this when posted. Good Rucks!!

Posted by Scott Geary Your Pennsylvania Mortgage Source (Infinity Home Mortgage Company Inc) about 1 year ago

That's funny, Thanks for the laugh this morning. Glad to have found your blog. I will check back soon.

T

Posted by Terry Miller (Keller Williams Tyler, Texas) about 1 year ago

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